Tuesday, August 19, 2014

8.19 Johnny Depp Joins Kevin Smith's 'Yoga Hosers':



Johnny Depp has signed on to star in Kevin Smith's upcoming Canadian horror/action/comedy 'Yoga Hosers'... Now to be fair it's unclear how big of a role Depp will have, but it is rumored that it will be a key role... After all his own daughter Lily-Rose Depp along with Kevin Smith's daughter Harley Quinn Smith will also star..

Story: The flick will center around 15-year-old yoga nuts Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith) who have an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. When an ancient evil rises from beneath Canada’s crust and threatens their big invitation to a Grade 12 party, the Colleens join forces with a legendary man-hunter from Montreal named Guy Lapointe to fight for their lives with, according to the producers, all seven Chakras, one Warrior Pose at a time...

Written And Directed By: Kevin Smith - Yoga Hosers will also Star: Michael Parks, Justin Long, Haley Joel Osment, Genesis Rodriguez, Ralph Garman, Jennifer Schwalbach and Harley Morenstein, Tony Hale, Natasha Lyonne, Austin Butler, Adam Brody, Tyler Posey and Jason Mewes...


(Source: Arrow In The Head)